Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
You ate ashes out of my bong
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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