I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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