so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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