Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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