maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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