so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
There are leaves in my underwear?
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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