even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I will pee on everything he values.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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