I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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