doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
