OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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