You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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