Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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