Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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