I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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