I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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