cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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