So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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