Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I need a beard to bite.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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