Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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