Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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