I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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