It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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