I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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