My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
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