Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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