Already got asked if we're dating
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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