How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
