I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
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