guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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