Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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