we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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