toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
PANTIES FOUND
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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