Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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