Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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