he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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