we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
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