But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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