I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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