READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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