what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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