White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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