You work out of a Hotel?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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