I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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