He asked me if I "almost moaned"
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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