The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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