So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
It was like getting head from an anaconda
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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