I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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