Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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