So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
You've changed since you got that strap on
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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