Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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