there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Randomize
