She's JV to your varsity
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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