soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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