He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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