I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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