The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
you had me at cake vodka
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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