she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
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